Eliza R. Snitch

Nice girls don't speak ill of the Lord's anointed. I am not a nice girl.

Browsing Posts published in February, 2012

Um, guys?

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I hate to interrupt this tender moment but there’s a gigantor (not a word) bird and a ginormous (recently a word) pair of hands behind you. Just a heads up.

You guys! I’ve become an inactive blogger! The blessings of Internet infamy are slipping away! Luckily, somebody called me to repentence, and here I am, ready to atone for my sins of omission. Yesterday, I made the foolish decision to watch a video of Bill Maher unbaptizing Mitt Romney’s dead father-in-law. I say “foolish” because [...]