Just ewww. And if memory serves me, isn’t god supposed to talk to the husband for the wife? Then he tells her what god has in store for her? And Eliza, god’s not gonna’ fix dinner for you. Look at the flow chart. As the female, dinner is your job. God is gonna’ tell your husband what to make when he comes over. (I hear he loves Hawaiian haystacks, green jello with carrots, and funeral potatoes.)

I just can’t get into Pinterest as much as everyone else seems to… I mean, it’s fabulous! But it doesn’t draw me in; I’m not at all addicted. Maybe it’s because I don’t have enough Mormon friends to follow and be morbidly fascinated by. Instead it feeds my inferiority complex, I end up hungry and disgruntled by all the clever things I can’t do, expensive/cute things I can’t have, and irritated by the gazillion child-oriented things that will never apply to me. Gosh, I don’t sound at all bitter or grumpy, do I?

But I LOVE the crazy Mormon stuff you find there. This one is super duper special. Are bloggers allowed to make pinboards under their blog names? Or do the Pinterest TOS require only personal, “real” accounts? It would be cool if you could have an Eliza Pinterest account. (Because obviously you live only for our entertainment and have nothing else to do.