Smithmas carols

December 23, 2010 Eliza 8 comments

You guys! In my preparation for Christmas, I almost skipped over a much more important holiday: SMITHMAS!

Anyway, I’m totally going to spend the evening in quiet contemplation of the true meaning of Smithmas, and maybe spend a little time at the old piano-forte, singing some of my favorite Smithmas carols.

He Came Upon a Nightgown Sheer

O Come, All Ye Brunettes

Feliz Nauvoo-dad

O Little Town of Sharon

I Heard the Mobs on Smithmas Day

Good Christian Men, Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife

Bring a Flaming Sword, Jeanette, Isabella

All I Want For Smithmas Is You (And Your Sister)

I Saw Mommy Kissing Brother Joseph

Emma, Did You Know?

Whose Child Is This?

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#1 | Written by Maureen about 1 year ago.

I have started to think about Joseph as some kind of stud, I’d like to actually meet him in person to see if he was any kind of catch! Hilarious hymns Eliza, thanks for the smiles
#2 | Written by Cara about 1 year ago.

“Emma, did you know?” LOL!!!!
#3 | Written by Carla about 1 year ago.

“All I Want For Smithmas Is You (And Your Sister)” *snicker*

Have YOU set up your Joseph Smith nativity scene yet?
#4 | Written by Kate about 1 year ago.

“The 12 Wives of Joseph”

On the 1st day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
A pair of Partridges for his family tree (They’re even legal!)

On the 2nd day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Sarah and Maria Lawrence (Oops, she’s underage!)
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 3rd day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Fanny “French maid” Alger (Ok, Fanny’s not really French),
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 4th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Helen Mar Kimball (She’s 14!),
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 5th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
33 gold rings! (There goes your 3-years’ salary)
Helen Mar Kimball,
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 6th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Lucinda Morgan Harris (Her late hubby was a Master Mason!)
33 gold rings!
Helen Mar Kimball,
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 7th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took from Henry
Zina Huntington Jacobs (Poor Henry. Lucky Brigham!),
Lucinda Morgan Harris,
33 gold rings!
Helen Mar Kimball,
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 8th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Twenty-two maids for milking (The rest were maidens),
Zina Huntington Jacobs,
Lucinda Morgan Harris,
33 gold rings!
Helen Mar Kimball,
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 9th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Nancy Winchester (Who says 14-year-olds can’t marry?)
Twenty-two maids for milking (the rest were maidens),
Zina Huntington Jacobs,
Lucinda Morgan Harris,
33 gold rings!
Helen Mar Kimball,
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 10th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Flora Ann Woodworth (Another 16-year-old)
Nancy Winchester,
Twenty-two maids for milking (the rest were maidens),
Zina Huntington Jacobs,
Lucinda Morgan Harris,
33 gold rings!
Helen Mar Kimball,
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 11th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Eleven mens’ wives (I wonder how they felt?),
Flora Ann Woodworth,
Nancy Winchester,
Twenty-two maids for milking (11 were married),
Zina Huntington Jacobs,
Lucinda Morgan Harris,
33 gold rings!
Helen Mar Kimball,
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,
and a pair of Partridges for his family tree.

On the 12th day of Smithmas, Joseph Jr. took for free
Sixteen in one year (1843, to be exact),
Eleven men’s wives,
Flora Ann Woodworth,
Nancy Winchester,
Twenty-two maids for milking (11 were married),
Zina Huntington Jacobs,
Lucinda Morgan Harris,
33 gold rings!
Helen Mar Kimball,
Fanny “French maid” Alger,
two Lawrence girls,

and a pair of Partridges for his family tree!

(But don’t worry… he didn’t have sex with any of them :snort:)

Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week LOL
#5 | Written by TGD about 1 year ago.

“He Came Upon a Nightgown Sheer”??

That sounds soooo dirty…
#6 | Written by Eliza about 1 year ago.

You have a gift.
#7 | Written by Sister Secret about 1 year ago.

“Good Christian men, hide you kids, hide yo wife” is the best thing I’ve ever read. I’m on the floor rolling around laughing, for reals… Sooo awesome! Merry Christmas!
#8 | Written by Cara about 1 year ago.

I will blame this post for my nightmare last night.

Eliza R. Snitch

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