I hate to interrupt this tender moment but there’s a gigantor (not a word) bird and a ginormous (recently a word) pair of hands behind you. Just a heads up.
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Wow, you guys. Let’s take some time to totally be amazed that a year has passed in a year’s time! Can you believe it? Craaaaazy. ‘Tis the season to pick out special gifts for all your TBM loved ones, and I am here to HOOK. YOU. UP. A Book of Mormon video game is finally [...]
I know other people’s dreams are boring, but indulge me here for a minute. Last night I dreamt that my mom somehow got me to church. As we sit down in the chapel, I ask her why she hadn’t told me we were going to church, and she says, “Because otherwise you wouldn’t have come!” [...]
Oh, how I wish I could take all of my Internet homies with me to my sociology of religion class. We could all sit in the back and snort whenever anybody says something ridiculous, which is like, every six seconds. Like the girl who said that non-religious people have nothing to hold their marriages together. [...]
Today is a momentous day. I WORE PANTS TO SACRAMENT MEETING. I know right now you’re all standing on your chairs and cheering and applauding. No? Do it. Do it now. I need the validation. I had to go to church this Sunday for some family stuff, and I’d been agonizing over what to wear [...]
So since I’ve found so much SOLID GOLD on Pinterest, I’ve made an account to share it with y’all. I’m a giver. It’s what I do. Here’s a little taste to whet your appetite: P.S. Eliza’s Pinterest has been buggy and weird, so if my pins don’t show up, sorry. I’m working on it. [...]
I saw some Christmas-y stuff on Pinterest, which reminded me of the time our theme for girls’ camp was Christmas in July, and the Junior Counselors wouldn’t let my group call ourselves the Ho Ho Hos. (And you know who came up with that name, right?) My main problem with Mormons is that so many [...]
I had a somewhat disconcerting experience the other night. I was talking to a classmate about our university’s draconian parking “service,” and she told me that instead of paying for parking, she writes a note and leaves it on the dash saying that she paid, but the machine didn’t print her permit. And I’m thinking, [...]
It would seem that my Spanish class this semester is designed to bring about greater fluency by forcing us to have excruciating conversations with our classmates. “What qualities are important in order for you to like somebody?” my professor asked. I blushed deeply and whispered, “I like people that aren’t too conservative or too religious.” [...]
Have you guys seen this?! The Mormon capacity for inadvertent hilarity never ceases to amaze me. The burning question is whyyyyyy?! Why does a site for Mormons need a banner with young white people pretending to fly? And that trumpet! I die! It’s almost– almost– as amazing as this: Almost. If you would like to [...]
