Remember when ward Halloween parties were fun? Me either. Just kidding! When I was a kid there were some truly impressive Halloween parties, with cakewalks and spooky decorations and a fish pond. (Surprise! I DO have some pleasant memories of growing up Mormon.) Now there’s trunk or treat, which is just heartbreaking. Why would you [...]
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Next time somebody tries to call me anti-Mormon, I’ll say, “Anti-Mormon? Bitch, please. I’m PRO-TRUTH.” And they’ll be like, “Oh hey, me too!” and then maybe we can discuss our different versions of truth over a caffeine-free Diet Pepsi.
In a perhaps overzealous response to Bishop McMullin’s inspired suggestion that we stop allowing gay people to call themselves “gay,” radio stations in Utah will now tell their listeners that Sexual Healing is by Marvin Needs-Evergreen-Healing, and history books will be edited to show that it was the Enola Just-Hasn’t-Met-The-Right-Guy-Yet that dropped the bomb on Hiroshima.
Last week, President Obama kindly reminded me of Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year, in my Facebook newsfeed. I got excited. I needed a new year, and I didn’t want to wait until January. It’s not that the past year of my life has been terrible. There have, of course, been terrible things, but there have [...]
Eliza: C.L. Hanson tagged me to write about my ten favorite things. Mr. Snitch: You don’t have ten favorite things. You only have eight, and three of ‘em are in my pants. Such a charming fellow. But unless he had a puppy, a television, and a bar of chocolate hidden in his pants, he was [...]
