I was recently lucky enough to spend a few days with a dear old friend. I moved into her ward when I was ten years old, and we spent most of our teenage years cultivating snarky attitudes, rolling our eyes, and exchanging knowing glances.
We spent a great deal of time reminiscing, as old friends are wont to do, but I was a little disturbed by one story in particular. Apparently I had my first taste of coffee at 14, not 18, as I previously believed. A small group of rebellious Mia Maids, myself included, bought a Starbucks Frappuccino from the grocery store and shared it. We all thought it was gross.
I have no recollection of this. None.
I can’t believe I don’t remember my first taste of coffee! I am a little worried about my premature senility, but also? Pretty stoked about what a bad-ass Mia Maid I was. It helps to balance out the whole wore-a-turtleneck-to-the-Prom thing.