Wow, you guys. Let’s take some time to totally be amazed that a year has passed in a year’s time! Can you believe it? Craaaaazy. ‘Tis the season to pick out special gifts for all your TBM loved ones, and I am here to HOOK. YOU. UP.

A Book of Mormon video game is finally here! If this doesn’t take the Gospel to all nations, kindreds, tongues and people, I don’t know what will.

Here’s the description: “Perfect for thrill-seekers of all ages, Helam: A Stripling Warrior Quest is an action- packed video game based on the Book of Mormon. Experience the excitement first-hand as you take control of Helam, who aspires to be a stripling warrior. Battle mysterious creatures, defeat wicked Lamanites, and collect clues while you journey to find the villain who burned down your village. Do you have what it takes to complete your quest, conquer evil, and become a true stripling warrior?”

Shut the front door! This is actually sort of a kickass idea. Can’t wait for the expansion pack that lets you cut off Laban’s head and detach sheep rustlers’ arms from their torsos!

 

Let me sum it up for you: homeboy has a thing for widows.

Apparently the church’s jewelry designer was inspired by P. Diddy.

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Buy it for your children now, regret it for eternity.

This is not about evolution.

With chapter titles like “A Cancer That Can Ravage Relationships” and “Turning To Her Instead”, you know it’s gotta be good. (And could they not find a mouse that was made after 1999 or what?) There are approximately 5 gazillion books on overcoming pornography addiction on the Deseret Book website. If any of you are looking to make a buck, I guess there’s a big market.

I actually kind of love this, because it works with all the various versions of Joseph Smith’s vision.

Only one more day until Smithmas and three more days until Christmas!  Get your ass in gear and get to shopping!