I know other people’s dreams are boring, but indulge me here for a minute.
Last night I dreamt that my mom somehow got me to church. As we sit down in the chapel, I ask her why she hadn’t told me we were going to church, and she says, “Because otherwise you wouldn’t have come!”
The organist is playing prelude music, but it isn’t a hymn. It’s “Superstar” by the Carpenters. I sit there for a few minutes, but then it becomes clear that it’s stake conference, and I’m like, two hours? Eff this!
I make my way outside and start walking home, and the sidewalk is littered with bones. Some of the bones are sort of bloody, and my stomach starts to turn. I freak out a little because what if these aren’t animal bones? Eek!
I enter a tunnel, and inside the tunnel is a ginormous dinosaur skull. I enter through the back of the skull, and see that in order to keep going, I’ll have to crawl through the dinosaur’s teeth. This isn’t even a tiny bit appealing, so I turn around and go back to church.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
